How to Tell If your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

How to Tell If your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

Book - 2012
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Andrews McMeel
TheOatmeal.com’s most popular cat jokes, including “How to Pet a Kitty” and “The Bobcats,” plus 15 new and never-before-seen catthemed comics, are presented in this hilarious collection fromNew York Times best-selling author Matthew Inman, a.k.a. TheOatmeal.com. Includes pull-out poster!

Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat comics in his new book,How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You.

If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning.How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat jokes. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have from Mr. Oats! A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.

Baker
& Taylor

A hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.
Presents a collection of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from TheOatmeal.com.
A hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com also includes a pullout poster. By the creator of 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides). Original.

Simon and Schuster
TheOatmeal.com’s most popular cat jokes, including “How to Pet a Kitty” and “The Bobcats,” plus 15 new and never-before-seen catthemed comics, are presented in this hilarious collection from New York Times best-selling author Matthew Inman, a.k.a. TheOatmeal.com. Includes pull-out poster!

Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You.

If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats! A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.

Publisher: Kansas City, MO : Andrews McMeel Pub., c2012
ISBN: 9781449410247
1449410243
Branch Call Number: 818.54 H83
Characteristics: 130 p. : ill. ; 23 cm
Additional Contributors: TheOatmeal.com (Firm)

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doges
Apr 17, 2017

I've gotten quite a lot of mileage out of several of the jokes in this book. Some of this may have to do with inside jokes that may mean the material is not quite as funny to others. Overall it is a series of sometimes-connected, sometimes-not comics and scenes containing various kitty cat funnies. Certainly not intended for children but you probably should have guessed that by the title "How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to KILL You".

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kaleb4
Feb 13, 2017

ive never read it

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AMacD
May 16, 2016

This book is disgusting! This guy is disgusting! Don't read this book if you don't like crude humor or disgusting comics

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black_cat_9072
Jan 06, 2016

This book is one of the most hilarious things I have EVER READ. It contains some gross humor, but really, a lot of humor is gross and its good aspects outweigh its-very small-bad ones. "Poor taste" is a very harsh judgment for this book. While some of the humor is a bit questionable, that does not make this book any less funny.

Please, please do not let any negative reviews discourage you from reading this book. It is a wonderful read, and I laughed harder than I have in a long time.

Just because this book has a recurring theme does not make it 'redundant' or 'bad', it is an excellent book that will not disappoint avid cat lovers and is well worth any wait.

I can also now say that my cat is very certainly trying to kill me.

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booksmile
Jun 10, 2015

Fun and funny! A couple offensive comics though.

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Daveyboy5583
Mar 23, 2015

should be place in the graphic novel section, not non fiction!

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21221018293347
Nov 15, 2014

potty humor - litter humor. and a little politically incorrect. if you like these things read on. otherwise, leave it alone.

Ghanne Oct 30, 2014

I read this book and realized that my cat is truly trying to kill me. Then I had a good laugh and enjoyed my favourite feline purring beside me.

bandblair Aug 07, 2014

Only interesting if you have a cat or are a cat lover.

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Icemansts
Aug 03, 2014

One of the worst books I have ever read.

I could not get past the first chapter.

I made a quick trip by the other chapters and the book as a whole is bad.

It is a kind of incomprehensible mood and the author, deliberately or not, contributes to what people hate animals.

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