Fifty Shades of Chicken

Fifty Shades of Chicken

A Parody in A Cookbook

eBook - 2012
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Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.”...
Publisher: 2012
ISBN: 9780385345231
Characteristics: 1 online resource

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Jun 01, 2019

Photos are hilarious.
Author is very specific with directions on how to truss a chicken.
Parodies are great fun.

After 2 decades of cooking, I have over 1,000 recipes on my computer. Yet I found several good ones in this book to type into my hard drive.

Jun 22, 2018

I haven't read the Fifty Shades books, but this still made me laugh here and there until the novelty wore off. I got a few good-seeming recipes to try.

Jun 02, 2018

I'm not a fan of the Fifty Shades novels but found this very funny and clever. The recipes were the real star though, so many of them to try and love. I hope I will be able to rub olive oil on my chicken from now on and not feel too weird :)

LoganLib_LW Jun 23, 2016

Dripping with inuendo, this is a salacious cookbook.

Mar 09, 2015

never tried the recipes but it's a hilarious read XD

Nov 08, 2014

Very entertaining, but way too much salt!

Sep 21, 2013

I love this cookbook! A hilarious parody and great recipes!

Jul 16, 2013

Tried several recipes in the book and they turned out well. Yes it is silly and a satire but the recipes are also worthwhile.

SkyTower Apr 04, 2013

Hilarious :D


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